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Funny Quotations about Romance

quotations about romance

Ah, romance. That intoxicating blend of heart-fluttering, mind-boggling emotions that has been the muse of poets, the inspiration of songwriters, and the catalyst for countless tales from time immemorial. It's a universal language that transcends boundaries, cultures, and even epochs. Whether it's the sweet, giggly beginning of a new relationship, the deep connection of a long-term partnership, or the complex dance of dating, romance is the spice that gives life its flavour.

To celebrate this delightful and perplexing phenomenon, we have curated a collection of witty, insightful, and sometimes hilarious quotations about romance. These pearls of wisdom are from a diverse range of individuals, each offering a unique perspective on the rollercoaster ride that is love. So, sit back, grab a glass of your favorite beverage, and enjoy these charming and funny musings on romance. Let them tickle your funny bone, tug at your heartstrings, and perhaps even give you a new perspective on the enduring mystery we call love.

"Romance is the icing, but love is the cake." Anon

"Romance has been elegantly defined as the offspring of fiction and love." Benjamin Disraeli (British Conservative statesman, 1804-81)

"A touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." Plato (Greek philosopher, 429-347 BC)

"Love is a lot like *a backache.*a headache.*clothing.* It doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." George Burns (American comedian, 1896-1996)

"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand." Anon

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"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There is no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear *bells*voices*angels* get your ears checked." Erich Segal (American author, 1937-2010)

"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." Jules Renard (French novelist and dramatist, 1864-1910)

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of *the light.*me.*cocktail sausages.* Rodney Dangerfield (American comedian, 1921-2004)

"Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy." Fran├žois de La Rochefoucauld (French moralist, 1613-1680)

"An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her." Agatha Christie (English writer of detective fiction, 1890-1976)

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

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"Love is a *fire.*joke.*trickster.* But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell." Joan Crawford (American actress, 1906-1977)

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." Rita Rudner (American comedienne and writer, 1953-)

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

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"The four most important words in any marriage: I'll do the dishes." Anon

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"If *love*42*never* is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" Lily Tomlin (American comedienne and actress, 1939-)

"Love is *sharing*hiding*throwing* your popcorn." Charles Schultz (American cartoonis, 1922-2000)

"A man in love is not complete until he is married. Then he is finished." Zsa Zsa Gabor (Hungarian-born actress, 1917-)

"I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar." Milton Berle (American comedian, 1908-2002)

"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

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"I've always felt reading romantic novels was a bit like eating a whole box of chocolates or going to bed with a rotter. You can't stop because it's so nice but afterwards you wish you hadn't." Jilly Cooper (English writer, 1937-)

"I'm afraid I was very much the traditionalist. I went down on one knee and dictated a proposal which my secretary faxed over straight away." Stephen Fry (actor, author, and presenter) 1957-)

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