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Quotations about Secrets


Secrets, those hidden facets of our lives or the lives of others, can wield immense power. They intrigue us, shape our relationships, and sometimes burden us. Secrets can be protective, divisive, or transformative, often revealing as much about the keeper as they do about the hidden truth itself. The art of keeping a secret, or the act of revealing one, can profoundly alter our perceptions and experiences.

This collection of funny quotations explores the intriguing world of secrets. They delve into their mystery, their impact on human relationships, and the moral implications of secrecy. These quotations provide insights into the complex dynamics secrets can create, the allure of the unknown, and the catharsis or consequence of a secret revealed. Whether you're intrigued by the human capacity for secrecy, pondering the weight of your own hidden truths, or fascinated by the role secrets play in society, these words will invite reflection and fuel your curiosity.

quotations about secrets

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made." Groucho Marx (American film comedian, 1890-1977)

"I'm terrible at keeping secrets. I'm a blabbermouth. If you tell me a secret, consider it shared." Jennifer Lawrence (American actress, 1990-)

I'm terrible at keeping secrets. You tell me something, and it's *going in the book.*out there.*gone.* Paula Poundstone (American comedian, 1959-)

Two people can keep a secret, as long as one of them is *dead.*your mother.*your shadow.* Benjamin Franklin (American politician, 1706-90)

"I don't know any secrets that would be worth risking getting into trouble for. Secrets are like frogs. They jump around and get away from you." Betty White (American comedian, 1922-2021)

"The only way to keep a secret is to never tell anyone." Sarah Jessica Parker (American actress, 1965-)

"I love secrets. They're like puzzles, and I'm a puzzle addict." Helen Mirren (English actress, 1945-)

"I can keep a secret. It's the people I tell who can't." Abraham Lincoln (American statesman, 1809-65)

The best way to keep a secret is to *pretend there isn't one.*get drunk.*have no friends.* Margaret Atwood (Canadian novelist, 1939-)

"I'm not very good at keeping secrets, but I'm a master of gossip." Kelly Clarkson (American singer, 1982-)

"I'm so good at keeping secrets, it's almost like I don't know them myself." Anon

"Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in." H. R. Haldeman (Aide to President Richard Nixon, 1929-93)

"Truth is suppressed, not to protect the country from enemy agents but to protect the Government of the day against the people." Roy Hattersley (British Labour politician, 1932-)

The most difficult secret for a man to keep is *his own opinion of himself.*about his girlfriend.*wife.* Marcel Pagnol (French dramatist and film-maker, 1895-1974)

"I would tell you the secret to keeping a secret, but then I'd have to keep that a secret too." Anon

"I love secrets. I just don't love keeping them." Anon

"I'm not great at keeping secrets, but I'm excellent at forgetting them." Anon

"My secrets are like my passwords. They're both easy to forget and always changing." Anon

"I can keep a secret, but I can't guarantee it won't leak out of my eyes in the form of tears." Anon

"I've never been good at keeping secrets. It's like having a *Ferrari*scooter*horse* and not being able to drive it." Anon

"I'm not great at keeping secrets, but I'm excellent at making up stories to cover them up." Anon

"See all your best work go unnoticed." Anon

"The best leaks always take place in the urinal." John Cole (Northern Irish journalist and broadcaster, 1927-2013)

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