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Funny Quotations about Songs and Singing

quotations about songs and singing

Singing, a universal language that transcends borders and cultures, is an expression of the human spirit in its most melodious form. It can encapsulate emotions, tell stories, and connect people in a way few other forms of communication can. From lullabies to anthems, songs have the power to soothe, inspire, celebrate, and mourn.

This collection of funny quotations pays tribute to the art of singing. They explore its emotive power, its therapeutic value, and its ability to connect hearts and minds. Drawn from the wisdom of singers, musicians, and music lovers, these quotes capture the joy and catharsis that singing can bring. Whether you're a seasoned vocalist, a shower singer, or a listener moved by the magic of melody, these quotations will resonate with your experiences, ignite your passion for music, and remind you of the unique joy that comes from expressing oneself in song.

"Today if something is not worth saying, people sing it." Pierre-Augustin Caron de Beaumarchais (French dramatist, 1732-99)

"I love to sing. And I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch." George Burns (American comedian, 1896-1996)

"Swans sing before they die: 'twere no bad thing should certain persons die before they sing." Samuel Taylor Coleridge (English poet and philosopher, 1772-1834)

"I've mastered the art of lip-syncing so well that I could fool even the most dedicated Milli Vanilli fan." Anon

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Songs are like a time machine; they can transport you back to your awkward teenage years faster than *any DeLorean.*a jetpack.*a liquorish wheel.* Anon

"Singing is my favorite way of scaring away potential burglars." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

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"Songs have the power to make you forget your troubles, unless your trouble is a really catchy tune." Paul McCartney (English pop singer and songwriter, 1942-)

"I've been told I have the voice of an angel. An angel with a hangover, that is." Janis Joplin (American singer, 1943-70)

"Singing is like a therapy session, except you get to perform in front of an audience and they still pay you." Adele (English singer-songwriter, 1988-)

"I don't need *a gym membership.*a stepper.*an inhaler.* I get all my cardio from singing along to my favorite songs in the shower." Jennifer Lawrence (American actress, 1990-)

"Songs are like *earworms.*earwigs.*camel spiders.* They crawl into your brain and refuse to leave until you've driven everyone around you insane." Ed Sheeran (English singer-songwriter, 1991-)

"Singers are like superheroes, but instead of saving the world, they save us from awkward silences at parties." John Legend (American singer, 1978-)

Singing in the car is my favorite way of auditioning for *imaginary talent shows.*Oliver.*Prime Minister.* James Corden (English actor, 1978-)

"Songs are like hairstyles: some are timeless classics, while others make you wonder what on earth they were thinking." Elton John (British singer and songwriter, 1947-)

"Singing in the shower is my way of auditioning for a record deal with no actual talent required." Dolly Parton (American singer and songwriter, 1946-)

Songs have the power to make you feel like you're in a music video, even if you're just waiting for *the bus.*your dog to have a wee.*a cup of tea.* Bruno Mars (American singer, 1985-)

"Songs are like good friends; they're there for you when you need a pick-me-up, and they always know the right lyrics to say." Mariah Carey (American singer, 1969-)

"People never talked about my music. They just counted how many *knickers*snickers*backing singers* were on the stage." Tom Jones (Welsh pop singer, 1940-)

"Leonard, we know you're great, but we don't know if you're any good." Walter Yetnikoff (American businessman, 1933-) citing the president of CBS Records to singer Leonard Cohen

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