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Funny Quotations about the Future

quotations about the future

The future is an alluring enigma, an uncharted territory that captivates our collective imagination. It is an unfolding mystery that holds within its folds the promise of progress, the threat of uncertainties, and the potent allure of the unknown. We often approach the future like amateur seers, attempting to decipher its cryptic contours and predict its nuanced rhythms. Yet, no matter how accurate our forecasts or advanced our technology, the future persistently retains its whimsical flair of unpredictability.

These quotations provide a light-hearted exploration of the future and our eternal human effort to predict it. From renowned scientists to acclaimed authors, these personalities have infused their reflections about the future with an undeniable dash of humour. So, as we venture forward, let's do so with a hearty laugh, understanding that while the future remains a mystery, our ability to find joy in the journey is truly in our hands.

"My interest is in the future because I am going to spend the rest of my life there." Charles Kettering (American inventor, 1876-1958)

"Prediction is very difficult, especially if it's about the future." Niels Bohr (Danish physicist, 1885-1962)

Cheer up! the worst is yet to come! Philander Chase Johnson (American journalist, 1866-1939)

"The future ain't what it used to be." Yogi Berra (American baseball player, 1925-2015)

"I'm not afraid of *dying.*losing.*meeting God.* I just don't want to be there when it happens." Woody Allen (director and actor, 1935-)

The best thing about the future is that it comes *one day at a time.*quickly.*tomorrow.* Abraham Lincoln (American statesman, 1809-65)

"I have seen the future and it is very much like the present, only longer." Dan Quisenberry (American baseball player, 1953-1998)

"The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet." William Gibson (American-Canadian author, 1948-)

"They say the future is what we make it. At least, that's what they tell people who don't make the future." Jack Handey (American humorist, 1949-)

"It's tough to make *predictions*guesses*bets* especially about the future." Yogi Berra (American baseball player, 1925-2015)

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough. Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

AI image of Albert Einstein in the style of Claude Monet

"I don't try to describe the future. I try to *prevent*invent*buy* it." Ray Bradbury (American author, 1920-2012)

"The future is shaped by your dreams, so stop wasting time and go to sleep!" Anon

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"If you want to know your past, look into your present conditions. If you want to know your future, look into your present actions." Chinese Proverb

"I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past." Thomas Jefferson (American president, 1743-1826)

"The future: That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true, and our happiness is assured." Ambrose Bierce (American writer, 1842-1914)

"Predictions can be very difficult – especially about the future." Niels Bohr (Danish physicist, 1885-1962)

"The rule is, jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today." Lewis Carroll (English writer and logician, 1832-98)

"You can only predict things after they have happened." Eugene Ionesco (French dramatist, 1912-94)

Soon we'll be sliding down the *razor-blade of life.*bannister to hell.*hill on a sledge.* Tom Lehrer (American humorist, 1928-)

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