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the Human Race

Quotations about the Human Race

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Adam and Eve were the first humans created by God, and they had the perfect life – abundant food, a beautiful environment, and each other for company. However, as we all know, their blissful existence was short-lived. A certain serpent convinced Eve to eat the forbidden fruit, and Adam, being the loving and loyal partner that he was, decided to join her in her transgression. And so, the human race was born.

From that moment on, humans have been a fascinating and endlessly complex species. We've built empires and destroyed them, invented amazing things and made terrible mistakes, explored the depths of the oceans and the vastness of space. We've created art that moves the soul and technology that changes the world. We've loved, laughed, and cried, and we've experienced the full spectrum of human emotions. And yet, despite all our achievements and advancements, we still have so much to learn and discover. We're a work in progress, a species that's constantly evolving and adapting to our environment. Some might say we're a flawed bunch, but perhaps that's what makes us so interesting.

quotations about the human race

"Man is the only animal that blushes...or needs to." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable." Fran Lebowitz (American writer, 1946-)

"Human beings can get used to virtually anything, given plenty of time and no choice in the matter whatsoever." Tom Holt (English novelist, 1961-)

"I got disappointed in human nature as well and gave it up because I found it too much like my own." J. P. Donleavy (Irish-American novelist, 1926-)

"Man is one of the toughest of animated creatures. Only the anthrax bacillus can stand so unfavourable an environment for so long a time." H. L. Mencken (American journalist and literary critic, 1880-1956)

"The human race: where 'I don't know' is often the smartest answer." Anon

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"The human race is *a race of cowards*a joke*losing its race* and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter." Mark Twain (American writer, 1835-1910)

"The human race is a race of *procrastinators.*clowns.*heroes.* We postpone everything, even death." Anon

"The human race is a species that appears to have evolved without a user manual." Deepak Chopra (Indian-American author, 1946-)

The human race is a disease; the only cure is *extinction.*science.*God.* Agent Smith (from "The Matrix")

"The human race: where common sense goes to die." Anon

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"The human race: the only species that pays to live on a planet it's destroying." Anon

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"The human race: constantly evolving, yet never changing." Anon

"The human race: because life is too short to take seriously." Anon

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