Quotations about the Paranormal
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about the Paranormal
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about the paranormal. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"Those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand." Anon
"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius, and we're sceptical." Arthur C. Clarke (English science fiction writer, 1917-2008)
"I believe in everything until it's disproved. So I believe in fairies, the myths, dragons. It all exists, even if it's in your mind. Who's to say that dreams and nightmares aren't as real as the here and now?" John Lennon (English pop singer and songwriter, 1940-80)
"I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of the people who see them." Anon
"I'm not afraid of ghosts. I'm afraid of what they might think of me." Anon
I don't believe in ghosts, but if they exist, they must have some pretty good *ghost lawyers.*stories.*gossip.* Jon Stewart (American satirist, 1962-)
If I ever become a ghost, I'm haunting the person who puts their *empty milk carton back in the fridge.*eggs in one basket.*hand up all the time.* Anon
"If I'm ever haunted, I hope the ghost is more interesting than the living person." Anon
"If I were a ghost, I'd be too lazy to haunt anyone. I'd just hang out and watch Netflix." Anon
"If ghosts can walk through walls and glide down stairs, why don't they fall through the floor?" Anon
I'm not saying it's aliens, but *it's aliens.*what else could it be!*it could be ghosts.* Giorgio A. Tsoukalos (Swiss-born writer, 1978-)
"If aliens ever visit us, I think the first thing they'll say is, 'Take me to your leader.' Then, after looking at our leaders, they'll say, 'Can we see your manager?'" Ellen DeGeneres (American comedian and actress, 1958-)
"I don't believe in aliens, but if they exist, they're probably wondering why we keep sending them terrible music." Anon
*Astrology*Scientology*Campanology* is the only field where you can be consistently wrong and still have a following. Anon
"The only contact I ever made with the dead was when I spoke to a journalist from the Sun." Morrissey English singer (1959-)
"Apart from *the known and the unknown*the land and sea*laughter* what else is there?" Harold Pinter (English dramatist, 1930-2008)
The paranormal, the realm of the unknown and the inexplicable, often invokes a sense of mystery and sometimes fear. Ghosts, extraterrestrials, cryptids, psychic phenomena - they all belong to this otherworldly domain. However, just as the eerie shadows cast by these topics can send chills down our spines, they can also tickle our funny bones. In this compilation, we bridge the gap between the worlds of the spooky and the sardonic, presenting an array of humorous quotations that are bound to amuse both skeptics and believers alike.
From light-hearted jokes about ghostly encounters to humorous insights on telepathic communications, these quotations illustrate that even in the uncharted territories of the paranormal, there's plenty of room for a good chuckle. So, buckle up for an entertaining journey, as we navigate through the uncanny, yet amusing world of the paranormal with these quirky and amusing quotes. Prepare to laugh, because things are about to get supernaturally funny!
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