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Funny Quotations about the Past

quotations about the past

As the hands of the clock relentlessly chase the future, we find ourselves continually propelled into the unknown. Yet, paradoxically, the compass that guides us forward often points backward, to the troves of wisdom and folly archived in the annals of our past. It is in the rear-view mirror of history where we search for insights to understand our present and forecast our future. The past serves as a repository of experiments lived, lessons learned, and stories told – an invaluable script for the grand performance of life.

The following collection of quotations explores the myriad perspectives on the past, unveiling humour and wit interwoven with wisdom. These nuggets of wit remind us that while the past is immutable, its interpretation is fluid, forever subject to our scrutiny, understanding, and occasional amusement. Whether you're a historian, a student, a casual reader, or a profound thinker, these quips about the past will tickle your brain, stir your thoughts, and perhaps coax out a smile or two. As you peruse this compendium, may it illuminate the charming and intricate dance between the past and present, reminding us all that yesterday's footprints are often today's roadmap.

"Nostalgia isn't what it used to be." Anon

"We mustn't prejudge the past." William Whitelaw (British Conservative politician, 1918-99)

"Study the past, if you would divine the future." Confucius (Chinese philosopher, circa 551-479 BC)

"History is the sum total of the things that could have been avoided." Konrad Adenauer (German statesman, 1876-1967)

"History never looks like history when you are living through it." John W. Gardner (American politician, 1912-2002)

"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." Abba Eban (Israeli diplomat, 1915-2002)

"History will be kind to me for I intend to write it." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

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"History: An account mostly false, of events unimportant, which are brought about by rulers mostly knaves, and soldiers mostly fools." Ambrose Bierce (c. 1914 American writer, 1842-)

"I try to learn from the past, but I plan for the future by focusing exclusively on the present. That's where the fun is." Ivana Trump (Czech former wife of Donald Trump, 1949-)

If you want to understand today, you have to search *yesterday.*Google.*Yellow Pages.* Pearl Buck (American writer, 1892-1973)

"Nostalgia: Life in the *past*fast*slow* lane." Susan Gale (author, DOB unknown)

"People are trapped in history and history is trapped in them." James Baldwin (American novelist and essayist, 1924-87)

"The more you know about the past, the better prepared you are for the future." Alice Roosevelt Longworth (American daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, 1884-1980)

"The only thing new in the world is the history you don't know." Harry S. Truman (American Democratic statesman, 1884-1972)

"The past actually happened but *history*a diary*a story* is only what someone wrote down." A. Whitney Brown 1952- American comedian

"The past is a foreign country; they do things differently there. Like actually talking to each other." Susan Gale (author, DOB unknown)

"The past is a ghost, the future a dream. All we ever have is now." Bill Cosby (American comedian and actor, 1937-)

"The past is a great place and I don’t want to erase it or to regret it, but I don’t want to be its prisoner either." Mick Jagger (English rock musician, 1943-)

"Those who cannot remember the past are doomed to reboot it." Evan Esar (American humorist, 1899-1995)

We learn from history that we *do not learn from history.*are a bit rubbish.*we talk too much.* Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel (German philosopher, 1770-1831)

"Why does the past always look safer? Maybe because at least we know we survived it." Bill Watterson (American cartoonist, 1958-)

"Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future." Oscar Wilde (Irish dramatist and poet, 1854-1900)

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"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does *enlarge*fix*break* the future." Paul Boese (film producer, 1923-)

"The distinction between the past, present and future is only a stubbornly persistent illusion." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

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"The lessons of *the past*today*the best teacher* provide the path to the future." Anon

"Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." George Santayana (Spanish-American philosopher, 1863-1952)

"You change the past when you change the way you see it." Alan Cohen (American author, 1950-)

"Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory." Franklin P. Adams (American journalist and humorist, 1881-1960)

*Posterity*Your teacher*The scientist* is as likely to be wrong as anybody else. Heywood Broun (American journalist, 1888-1939)

"The rule is jam tomorrow and jam yesterday – but never jam today." Lewis Carroll (English writer and logician, 1832-98)

"You can only predict things after they have happened." Eugene Ionesco (French dramatist, 1912-94)

"Industrial archaeology believes that a thing that doesn't work any more is far more interesting than a thing that still works." Miles Kington (English humorist, 1941-2008)

"They spend their time mostly looking forward to the past." John Osborne (English dramatist, 1929-94)

Hindsight is always *twenty-twenty.*useful.*damaging.* Billy Wilder (American screenwriter and director, 1906-2002)

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