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Funny Quotations about the Universe

quotations about the universe

The universe, a vast expanse of cosmic wonders, is home to an endless array of galaxies, stars, planets, and mysteries yet to be unfolded. It's a topic that can evoke awe, curiosity, and occasionally, existential dread. Yet, in the midst of these profound contemplations and cosmic conundrums, there's a surprising amount of humor to be found. In this compilation, we're bringing together a delightful collection of funny quotations about the universe.

From playful ponderings about extraterrestrial life to witty quips about the perplexities of space and time, these quotes highlight the unexpected comedy concealed within the cosmos. Whether you're an astrophysicist, an armchair astronomer, or someone who simply enjoys gazing at the stars, these hilarious insights are sure to put a twinkle in your eye and a chuckle in your day. So prepare for lift-off as we take a humor-filled voyage through the universe, one quotation at a time!

"If we ever travel to far in the universe to another planet with intelligent life, let's just make patterns in their crops and leave." Anon

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe." Albert Einstein (German-born theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)

"When science finally locates the centre of the universe, some people will be surprised to learn they're not it." Anon

"In order to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe." Carl Sagan (American astronomer, 1934-1996)

"I want to put a ding in the universe." Steve Jobs (American entrepreneur, 1955-2011)

They say the universe is expanding. That should help *with the traffic.*with global warming.*us stay hidden.* Steven Wright (American comedian, 1955-)

"Sometimes I think we're alone in the universe, and sometimes I think we're not. In either case the idea is quite staggering." Arthur C. Clarke (English science fiction writer, 1917-2008)

"The universe is monstrously indifferent to the presence of man." Werner Herzog (German film director, 1942-)

"The universe is like a safe to which there is a combination. But the combination is locked up in the safe." Peter De Vries (American novelist and humorist, 1910-93)

"Space isn't remote at all. It's only *an hour's*a day's*a week's* drive away if your car could go straight upwards." Fred Hoyle (English astrophysicist, 1915-2001)

"Had I been present at the Creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe." Alfonso (King of Castile, 1221-84)

"After one look at this planet, any visitor from outer space would say 'I WANT TO SEE THE MANAGER'." William S. Burroughs (American novelis, 1914-97)

"Now, my own suspicion is that the universe is not only queerer than we suppose, but queerer than we can suppose."" J. B. S. Haldane (Scottish mathematical biologist, 1892-1964)

"I am sorry to say that there is too much point to the wisecrack that life is extinct on other planets because their scientists were more advanced than ours." John F. Kennedy (American president, 1917-63)

"I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?" Bob Monkhouse (English entertainer, 1928-2003)

"Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite." Dan Quayle (American Republican politician, 1947-)

"Sometimes, I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us." Bill Watterson (American cartoonist, 1958-)

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