Quotations about Time
Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Time
As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.Here are some funny and poignant quotations about time. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.
- "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
- "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana." Attributed to Groucho Marx (American comedian, 1890-1977)
"Yesterday's the past, tomorrow's the future, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present." Bil Keane (American cartoonist, 1922-2011)
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein (theoretical physicist, 1879-1955)
"The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time." Bertrand Russell (British philosopher, 1946-)
"If you don't have time to do it right, when will you have time to do it over?" John Wooden (American basketball coach, 1910-2010)
"Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia." Charles M. Schulz (American cartoonist, 1922-2000)
"Don't wait. The time will never be just right." Napoleon Hill (American author, 1883-1970)
"Punctuality is the virtue of the bored." Evelyn Waugh (English novelist, 1903-66)
"Time is the wisest counselor of all." Pericles (Greek politician, circa 495 BC-429 BC)
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so." Douglas Adams (English science fiction writer, 1952-2001)
"I do love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go past." Douglas Adams (English science fiction writer, 1952-2001)
"The trouble with being punctual is that there is no one there to appreciate it." Anon
"We've been waiting 700 years, you can have the seven minutes." Michael Collins (Irish revolutionary, 1880-1922) upon being told that he was seven minutes late when arriving at Dublin Castle for the handover by British forces on 16 January 1922.
"Morning comes whether you set the alarm or not." Ursula K. Le Guin (American writer, 1929-)
"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." Jean-Paul Sartre (French philosopher, 1905-80)
"Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?" Tom Stoppard (British dramatist, 1937-)
Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Time
Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to time. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.Funny Themes:
- Time Travel Troubles: The Funniest Paradoxes and Misadventures
- Share amusing anecdotes or stories about funny time travel paradoxes, mishaps, or humorous encounters with time travelers.
- Procrastination Prodigies: The Most Entertainingly Absurd Excuses for Being Late
- Explore humorous excuses for tardiness or procrastination, discussing funny reasons people use for being late or delaying tasks.
- Temporal Tangles: The Funniest Philosophical Puzzles and Time-related Dilemmas
- Discuss comical philosophical puzzles or time-related dilemmas, highlighting humorous debates about the nature of time and its mysteries.
Serious Themes:
- The Concept of Time: Theories, Perceptions, and Scientific Understanding
- Explore the concept of time across different disciplines, discussing theories from physics, psychology, and philosophy, and how humans perceive and measure time.
- Time and History: The Impact of Time on Societies, Cultures, and Civilizations
- Discuss the role of time in shaping history, exploring how societies and cultures have understood and used time, and its impact on civilizations.
- Time Management: Strategies, Productivity, and Personal Development
- Address the importance of time management in daily life, discussing strategies for improving productivity, achieving goals, and personal development.
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