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Quotations about Trust


Trust, an integral aspect of all our relationships, forms the bedrock upon which our interactions and connections are built. It can be as profound as the bond between lifelong friends, or as simple as believing your alarm clock will wake you up in the morning. But for all its seriousness and weight, trust, like everything else, has a humorous side that often goes unnoticed. In this collection, we present a medley of funny quotations about trust.

From witty wisecracks about misplaced faith to amusing observations about the complexities of trust, these quotes unveil a lighter perspective on this profound concept. Whether you're someone who trusts easily or guards it fiercely, these amusing insights are sure to offer a chuckle and perhaps, even a new perspective on the concept of trust. So sit back and prepare to delve into the humorous side of trust, one quotation at a time!

quotations about trust

"Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody." Agatha Christie (English writer of detective fiction, 1890-1976)

"There's never a reason to trust someone. If there's a reason, then it's not trust." Gerald Morris (American author, 1963-)

"Better to trust the man who is frequently in error than the one who is never in doubt." Eric Sevareid (American author, 1912-1992)

It's good to trust others but, not to do so is *much better.*bad.*dangerous.* Benito Mussolini (Italian political leader, 2883-1945)

"Being trustworthy requires: Doing the right thing. And doing things right." Don Peppers (marketing author, 1950-)

"Do not trust all men, but trust men of worth; the former course is silly, the latter a mark of prudence." Democritus (Greek philosopher, circa 460-370 BC)

The best way to find out if you can trust somebody is to *trust them.*shoot them.*write to them.* Ernest Hemingway (American novelist, 1899-1961)

"A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes." Charles Spurgeon (English preacher, 1834-1892)

"It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them." (Chinese philosopher, circa 551-479 BC)

Don't trust people who tell you *other people's secrets.*you're pretty.*the time.* Dan Howell (English presenter, 1991-)

"Trust is like a vase, once it's broken, though you can fix it, the vase will never be same again." Walter Anderson (American painter and writer, 1903-1965)

"Love all, trust few." William Shakespeare (English dramatist, 1564-1616)

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"Take no one's word for anything, including mine – but trust your experience." James Baldwin (American novelist and essayist, 1924-87)

"Men trust their ears less than their eyes." Herodotus (Greek historian, circa 484-425 BC)

Trust dies but mistrust *blossoms.*fails.*gets sick.* Sophocles (Greek tragedian, circa 497-406 BC)

"The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself." Winston Churchill (British Conservative statesman, 1874-1965)

"Trust, but verify." Ronald Reagan (American Republican statesman, 1911-2004)

"The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool." Stephen King (American author, 1947-)

"It takes 20 years to build a reputation and five minutes to ruin it." Warren Buffet (American businessman, 1930-)

"Never trust a man who speaks well of everybody." John Churton Collins (British literary critic, 1848-1908)

Raisin cookies that look like *chocolate-chip cookies*cheese*drinks coasters* are the main reason I have trust issues. Anon

"Every time I trust someone new, they end up reminding me why I shouldn't trust anyone at all." Anon

"Today is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one ... Just like any other day." Anon

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