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Using Quotations in a Speech or Text about Wine

As well as keeping your audience engaged, adding quotations to a speech or a text can significantly enhance its impact and effectiveness. Quotations are useful for explaining complex ideas concisely, much in the same way that analogies are used. Additionally, quotations from experts or celebrities can add credibility to your message.

Here are some funny and poignant quotations about wine. If your speech is serious, do not automatically avoid funny quotations as they can often be the most impactful, forcing your audience into the thinking about the hidden analogous message in your selected quotation.

  • "Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." (British actor Peter Ustinov)
  • "When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth." (Irish dramatist George Bernard Shaw)
If you are looking to make a fuller speech about wine, then below this selection of quotations are three funny themes and three serious themes on the topic of wine that might help trigger some ideas for your speech or text.
quotations about wine

"What I like to drink most is wine that belongs to others." Diogenes (Greek philosopher, circa 404 BC-323 BC)

"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle." Charles Baudelaire (French poet, 1821-67)

"Wine is bottled poetry." Robert Louis Stevenson (Scottish novelist, 1850-94)

"Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever." Aristophanes (Greek comic playwright, 444 BC-386 BC)

"Age is just a number. It's totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine." Joan Collins (British actress, 1933-)

"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy." Benjamin Franklin (Founding Father of the US, 1706-1790)

"We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine." Eduardo Galeano (Uruguayan journalist, 1940-2015)

"Too much and too little wine. Give him none, he cannot find truth; give him too much, the same." Blaise Pascal (French mathematician, 1623-62)

"In vino veritas" (In wine, there is truth.) Pliny the Elder (Roman author, AD 23-79)

"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to food." W. C. Fields (American humorist, 1880-1946)

"It would be port if it could." Richard Bentley (English classical scholar, 1662-1742) talking about wine.

"Do you think it's wise, darling? You know you've got to rule this afternoon." Queen Elizabeth (the Queen Mother, 1900-2002) talking to Queen Elizabeth II when she accepted a second glass of wine at lunch.

"A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa." Stephen Potter (British writer, 1900-69)

"It's the old wine ramp, vicar! Cheapish, reddish, and Spanish." Tom Stoppard (British dramatist, 1937-)

"Poor wine at the table of a rich host is an insult without an apology." Johann Georg Zimmerman (Swiss physician and writer, 1728-95)

Thinking Template for a Speech or Text on Wine

Below are 3 funny themes and 3 serious themes related to wine. These have been included to help you identify areas to explore.

Funny Themes:

  1. Wine Faux Pas: Hilarious Tasting Mishaps and Misunderstandings
    • Share amusing anecdotes or stories about wine tasting gone wrong, from spilling wine to misunderstanding wine etiquette.
  2. Cork Comedy: The Funniest Wine Cork Failures and Bottle Battles
    • Explore humorous incidents involving wine corks, like struggles to open a bottle or cork pieces floating in the glass.
  3. Sommelier Slip-ups: The Most Entertaining Wine Descriptions Gone Awry
    • Discuss comical moments when wine descriptions by sommeliers or enthusiasts became overly imaginative or downright confusing.

Serious Themes:

  1. The Art of Winemaking: Techniques, Tradition, and Technological Advances
    • Explore the intricate techniques and traditions of winemaking, discussing how modern technology has enhanced or changed age-old practices.
  2. Wine and Culture: The Role of Wine in Various Societies
    • Discuss the cultural significance of wine in different societies, exploring its role in ceremonies, celebrations, and daily life.
  3. The Economics of Wine: Market Trends, Challenges, and Consumer Behavior
    • Address the economic aspects of the wine industry, exploring market trends, challenges facing vineyards, and the behavior of wine consumers globally.

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