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Quotations about Wives


Being a wife is one of the most rewarding yet challenging roles a woman can have. It's not just about being a partner, it's about juggling responsibilities, maintaining a relationship, raising a family, and sometimes, laughing through the chaos of it all. Just as humourcan lighten the mood in the most stressful moments, it can also offer a unique and insightful perspective into the multi-faceted world of wifehood.

This collection of funny and thought-provoking quotes about being a wife celebrates the trials, tribulations, and triumphs of married life. From quips about laundry and cooking disasters to witty remarks about husband-wife dynamics, these quotes serve as a lighthearted tribute to the joys and jests of wifehood. Get ready to giggle, chuckle, and outright laugh as we uncover the humorous side of being a wife through these uproarious quotations.

quotations about wives

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." Milton Berle (American actor, 1908-2002)

"I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her." Rodney Dangerfield (American comedian, 1921-2004)

"A good husband makes a good wife." John Florio (English linguist, 1552-1625)

"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same." Oscar Wilde (playwright, 1854-1900)

"Choose a wife rather by your ear than your eye." Thomas Fuller (English writer, 1654-1734)

"In my house I'm the boss. My wife is just the decision maker." Woody Allen (American film director, 1935-)

"I'm in charge of whatever my wife tells me to do." Anon

"Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success." Jim Backus (American actor, 1913-89)

"Here lies my wife; here let her lie! Now she's at peace and so am I." John Dryden (English poet, critic, and dramatist, 1631-1700)

"The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife's spirits." John Gay (English poet and dramatist, 1685-1732)

"My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me." Winston Churchill (Prime Minister, 1874-1965)

"Only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, and the other, to let her have it." Lyndon Baines Johnson (American Democratic statesman, 1908-73)

"Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
"She ain't no lady; she's my wife." Joe Weber (comedian, 1867-1942) and Lew Fields (comedian, 1867-1941)

"Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder." Thornton Wilder (American novelist and dramatist, 1897-1975)

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