Words

I like the sound of my own voice, but sometimes the words coming out of my mouth are a surprise even to me.

Words are like underwear. You should change them every day, but some people prefer to wear the same ones for a week.

Words are like *toothpaste.*teeth.*cats.* Once they're out, you can't put them back in.

I have a way with words, but sometimes I wish I had a way with people.

Words are like clothes. You have to choose the right ones for the occasion, or you'll end up looking like a fool.

I have a fear of running out of words, so I always carry *a thesaurus*a teenager*my mother* with me. It's my word insurance policy.

"Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir de la faire plus courte." (Translated in the next quotation)

I have made this longer than usual because I have not had time to make it shorter.

"Words are free. It's how you use them that may cost you."

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will always hurt me.

I'm a writer, I put things in words that other people put in thoughts.

The most beautiful words in the English language are not 'I love you' but 'It's benign'.

Serendipity means searching for a needle in a haystack and instead finding a farmer's daughter.

"It depends on what the meaning of *'is'*'sex'*'relationship'* is."

Words are like keys, if you choose them right, they can open any heart and shut any mouth.

Words are like a *boomerang.*lost dog.*river.* They'll come back to you sooner or later.

Words are powerful, they can make you laugh, cry, or fall in love, but they can also make you regret everything you've ever said.

I talk to myself because sometimes I need expert advice.

I love the smell of words in the morning.

Words are like weapons. Use them wisely, or you may end up shooting yourself in the foot.

Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.

I had always assumed that Cliche was a suburb of Paris, until I discovered it to be a street in Oxford.

Words are chameleons, which reflect the colour of their environment.

I understand your new play is full of single entendre.

The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they've been in.

"By hard, honest labour I've dug all the large words out of my vocabulary ... I never write metropolis for seven cents because I can get the same money for city. I never write policeman, because I can get the same money for cop."